Miles Whinfrey (c) February 2014
On subject of (1) Paper, and (2) Serious.
Joshing to lift the spirits
I don’t know everything Chris has said-
But I have read the paper today,
About what is happening to other people.
Soon your hostess tray will float to you,
You’ll never have to mow the grass- it’ll be kelp,
Forget trips to the council pool- if you loose something
at home soon it will all be sub-aquatic exercise,
You can’t have domestics with 8,000 gallons in your
front room,
And that’s not counting those that have their stuff out
in the four corners of the earth- silly people.
Were lucky we have the early lessons of Atlantis.
Can anyone remember?
Have I got that right?
Before it all got too much.
Realise- It’s not been this bad since 1700.
No-one’s particularly sorry-
So he has to do everything for them now,
Holland- what the Dutch? It’s nothing like that, no
comparison.
Give them some time to get around to other people’s
problems,
It’s them or you who’re left there,
Constant carping,
It seems that many have lost a sense of humour,
If we can’t laugh at ourselves, well that’s a poor show.